5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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