That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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