i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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