It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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