Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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