tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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