This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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