And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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