omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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