have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright