For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.