Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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