C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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