yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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