It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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