She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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