I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
