He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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