Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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