My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
