bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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