I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This is the high leading the old right now
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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