I heard we made out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize