he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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