why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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