He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
