like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My ass is underappreciated
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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