All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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