apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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