so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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