What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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