so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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