Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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