Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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