im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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