based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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