I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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