I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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