my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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