My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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