you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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