thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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