Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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