i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
