who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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