And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize