yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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