I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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