wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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