When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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