Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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