theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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