We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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