Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
how does that bad decision feel?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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