so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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