She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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