Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
In America we eat man semen.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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