We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's rum buckets o'clock
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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